Weekend!!!!

I'm excited for the weekend, though being an heiress, I've never worked in my entire life. My sister and I are going to see the cherries bloom. (Just between you and me -- because I'd rather not get my vulnerable adult butt abused -- her cherry is way past blossoming and really quite fetid if you ask anyone who's ever given her a sponge bath.)

After that, we're going to see a play at the Kennedy Center. I prefer the New York Metropolitan Opera House, but I'm not allowed to go within 100 yards of it.