Lonely

Wow! Can you believe I've been blogging for more than a week now? Nope, neither can I.

Even though it must seem like I'm a "pro" at blogging, the truth is, I'm still a bit new to this whole Internet thing. Considering my sister owns 5 percent of Verizon, you'd think we'd have some sort of online connection in our apartment, but you'd be wrong. Mostly I steal from the unprotected networks of tenants, and given how cheap it is to live in the Manor (D. says she lets everyone stay in the building for free), I think it's a fair exchange, don't you?

Anyway, this being the "world-wide web" and all, I figured there'd be other crazy real estate heiresses out there for me to "virtually" meet - but for the most part, I'm coming up blank. Are there no support groups for people like me? I guess I'll have to start one on my own. Perhaps, "Forum for Crazy Real Estate Heiresses Whose Domineering Sisters Feed Them Anti-Psychosis Medication Despite an Alleged Devotion to Christian Science."

P.S. I put the pill under my tongue and spit it back out into the razor blade receptacle. Don't tell.