I slept for 19 hours!

Last night, the weather was decidedly nice for the first time in a while. My sister climbed to the roof to reflect on her long life, and forced me to take sleeping pills. I watched television as I dozed off and COPS came on.

It was the episode where my sister gets thrown in jail for jealously beating up an vulnerable old lady, whose apartment building happens to have 53, one more than my sister's 52, units.