First of July

Tenants are somehow under the impression that rent is due not on the first day of the month, but the first business day of the month. I bring this up because the first of the month falls on a Saturday this time around.

That said, Monday is not a federal holiday. If you don't turn in rent by Monday, be prepared to face the boundless, unhinged fury of my sister. You'll be spending the Fourth of July on the lawn of the Mall, enjoying the fireworks, but there you'll stay, because you'll be homeless and have nowhere else to go.

Have a great weekend!