Holiday! Celebrate!

It's a holiday weekend, and I couldn't be any more excited! My sister and I will be cruising in her Mercedes convertible to our West Virginia bohemian resort, where we'll be maxin', relaxin', and, of course, taxin' (the guests). What better way to celebrate the Feast of D----ysus, right?

Addendum: Sources tell me it is also Labor Day weekend. It's ironic, given that my sister has never labored for even a minute, let alone an entire day.