It didn't seem like a crazy idea to me...

It always astonishes me to find that people enjoy taking prescription drugs. I've been taking crazy pills for so long that I actually get high from sobriety. My sister and I eat porridge together every morning, and she just crushes them into my bowl. While we were sitting to eat the other morning, I told her that I saw a Leperchaun with gold coins behind her. She turned around excitedly, and I switched bowls!

I forgot that she had a P.R. event that evening to focus public attention away from her many pending lawsuits. A combination of a few old-fashioneds and the time-released crazy pills was enough for her to drunkenly drive her '32 Studebaker into a gray V.W. wagon in the alley adjacent to our building.