New Job

I read on a phone pole this afternoon that I could make up to $500 a week if I called the number on the flyer. This seemed like a lot of money at the time, but when I calculated the figures on D.'s abacus, I realized that my sister makes that same sum in an hour!

Are there any other easy ways a desperate woman like myself could make $500 in an hour? Let me know if you think of anything!