Dirty Little Secret

I was reading my sister's diary and found out a secret. If my sister has one regret its that she was hoaxed into paying for water. She doens't take it out on the man who rapped and conned her out of the water profits hundreds of years ago, she has other ideas. My sister always looks at the big picture. She put lead in the water. Her theory is that if she can't profit from the water then she should create a scandel so large she wouldn't want to have anything to do with water. But this wasn't enough for my dear sister. She tortures he tenents, er, children, with the fact that she pays for their showers. She keeps dishwashers out of homes. Between 7 and 8 AM when people are awaking and showering for their real jobs. D fiddles with the valves so that not one child can have a temperate shower. She like to here screams when the water is scorching. She doesn't know which is preferable the screams from the heat or the yelps from the cold. It is one of her favorite topics.