Houdini, what what?

I think my sister knows I'm up to something seditious. She doesn't know what though. Phew!

Before she left for the day to pick flowers and stroll about town, looking handsome as she enjoys the spring weather, she put me in a straight-jacket to "make sure I don't get into any trouble while she's gone." I'm only blogging because I was able to escape!

She's incredibly paranoid. She even tells the heirs that the city owns our building, discouraging any assassination attempts. It doesn't really matter to me though, since she took all of my money.