Secret

My sister is spending most of her afternoon buttering up the Supreme Court justices today. She's trying to classify certain court documents that reference the code to the front door of our building. D. calls it "The D------- Code" - and, yes, it's what "The Da Vinci Code" was based on. There's no way the court will satisfy her request. Besides, everyone in the building knows what it is anyway.

When I told my sister this, she slapped me square across the face and shoved a bill of voided rent checks into my mouth. She told me, "This is a gag order - violate it, or else!" I love my sister. She's so funny!