Crime pays

There's a lot of talk these days about escalating crime rates in Washington - and for once, my sister is not to be blamed!

Unsurprisingly, D. pins responsibility squarely on black people. I, on the other hand, take issue with the police. They could really learn a thing or two from my sister. All this nonsense about warrants and probable cause. My sister just lets herself into the tenants' apartments whenever she pleases, and you can bet your bottom $47 that the building is always on its toes.

The only recent Manor-specific crime wave that comes to mind is glass down the garbage chute. We are still dealing with that.