Imagine if a tenant tried this with rent!

Noticing that my sister was in her office, the plumber walked in and demanded, "You're so cheap, you squeak when you walk. I haven't been paid in 2 months, and I have a family to feed!"

She leaned into him and whispered, "I seem to have misplaced my coin purse. Isn't there any other way I can pay you?" He ran out screaming...