Bold Move

Figuring it to be sufficient notice, I told my sister today that I'd be moving out in 30 days. She remarked that family members must give 30 years' notice, and even then D. might not approve it. I hate her so much right now.

She also asked where exactly I was planning on moving. I had not anticipated this trick question, so I simply said, "Across the street." D. reminded me that things did not end very well for a tenant who recently attempted such a thing. Something involving a garbage chute? I have no fucking idea what she's talking about, nor do I ever.