My fingers hurt so bad I can barely type!

There's nothing D. likes more than power, so when she heard that "knowledge is power," she immediately teleported to the family library, located in the laundry room. She found a copy of Rumplestiltskin -- and became inspired. She purchased an old spinning wheel and demanded I spend the day weaving straw into gold. Booooring.

My sister has always accused me of being the impractical dreamer in the family, but I guess everything's practical when you have all that power.