Book of Life and Money

D views Jews as her prime competition as real-estate moguls. Though, no one is as cheap as D.

You may know that yesterday was the Day of Atonement or Yom Kippur for the Jews. They are, among other things, forbidden to go to work. D sees this as a prime opportunity to try and get out there and do some dirty work. Needless to say she was very busy yesterday with her sabotaging and self promoting efforts.

I was forced to prepare Molotov cocktails for D. She then threw them at select competitive buildings she knows are run by Jews. During the attack D covered her lincense plate with an embroidered cloth that said "Hail Hitler." It’s a good thing the security cameras in DC aren’t worth shit.