I hope she realizes that she has to pay them!

Yearning to be the Donald Trump of Washington D.C., my sister is pushing the legislature to pass an initiative that would legalize gambling on the Anacostia and Potomac rivers. She wants to style her casinos to be like the Mississippi River showboats she used to play on as a little girl. She's even going to hire blacks -- one to stand at the front of each ship and sing "Old Man River."