Something old, something new

I caught D. searching for pictures of TomKat on the Internet yesterday. Tom Cruise had previously offered my sister $1 million to take his hand in fake matrimony, but she declined. She mentioned something about the money not being enough and also the fact that she's a huge dyke.

I suppose it's for the better that a relative nobody and an international superstar did not marry; Tom could not have handled D.'s fame.