The play's the thing, in which I'll catch the conscience of the greedy old bitch.

My brother's in exile in Virginia, and I think she's slowly poisoning him to death. I know I'm crazy, but I can't help thinking that I might be right.

I want to put on a play for her about a woman who has everything, including two siblings (an asshole brother and a crazy sister) who love her. After robbing the sister that had always looked up to her, she moves in on the brother and tries to kill him with poison.

Is that too obvious?