D. broke the Internet

I apologize for posting so late in the day. My sister spent most of the morning and afternoon managing her multiple online banking accounts, which put considerable strain on Internet servers throughout the world. Blogger was just one of the many websites to crash.

Did you know that her Wachovia online checking account requires its own dedicated Sun Fire X4200 server? Still, this beats the old days, when D. had to store her wealth in an abandoned airplane hangar.